2. Flexi-straws

3. Doritos

4. Frisbee

5. New sneakers/sporting equipment

6. The internet

7. The han-d-gas; soft-core toilet humor

8. Christmas

9. The NFL playoffs

10. The Beatles

11. Saturday Night Live (I am not proud of this one)

12. The Sports page

13. The Kennedy Assassination, Ike Pappas's Warren Commission Testimony (Yes he's you know who's dad)

14. When someone's softball goes over the fence, and I retrieve it and throw it back to them

15. The sight of my own self naked

16. Drive-thru windows