1.Bud Light

2. Rite Aid

3. The Mets

4. Rich Athletes who fail

5. PAX Network

6. Guys who eat bags of processed Pork Rinds

7. Leftovers

8. Deli employees who call you “chief” or “boss”

9. Being at a party with music supplied by the cable “party” music channel

10. “Official” web pages of people who nobody has bothered making unofficial home pages for