xavier's list of rappers shaq can safely dis*

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Before you go ahead and absorb this list, you need to know a little back story:  Shaquille O' Neal, legendary big man and sub-YMCA FT shooter, has been in the rap game for around 10 years now.  In a misguided, desperate grasp at credibility, the Shaq Daddy has decided to insult Skillz, a battle-tested, nationwide-respected MC from VA.  You should also know that every fool on this list has at least one rap album out or one in the works.

  1. Kobe
  2. Cedric Ceballos
  3. Brian Austin Green
  4. David Faustino
  5. Maymay Ali (Ali's Daughter)
  6. QDIII (Quincy Jones' son)
  7. David Hasselhoff
  8. Raven Symone
  9. Chunky A (Arsenio Hall)
  10. Young MC
  11. Tone Loc
  12. Marky Mark
  13. Deion Sanders
  14. Allen Iverson
  15. Roy Jones Jr.
  16. Heather Hunter
  17. Paris Hilton

* - This list does not mean that Shaq is a better rapper than them; I am just saying that he should rightly dis them.

 

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