1. BDS (Big Dick Syndrome)

2. ABI (Acute Ball Itch)

3. UMAC (Unseasonably Moist Anal Crevace)

4. MANS (Mysteriously Appearing Nodules on Scalp)

5. RUPS (Ridiculously Unholy Perineal Stench)

6. PUPOH (Previously Undetected Patch Of Hair)

7. SESFEA (Suicidal Emotions Stemming From Excessive Alcoholism)

8. UBI (Unreachable Back Itch)

9. CMP (Congenital Megaphallus)

10. FUPA - recently recognized, look up definition (Jeff M.)

11. Turf Cock

12. 6th Grade Sunday Night Anxiety Disorder