1. Know this:

2. That's not my job.

3. Are you in line? (when you obviously are, the dickhead just can't face the prospect of joining the line)

4. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

5. You don't want any of this.

6. Are you going to finish that?

7. Get a job.

8. Wing-ma-a-an.

9. High five!

10. Hi, I'm Mark Cuban

11. You know it!

12. I own you

13. Don't go there

14. In your face!

15. chillin' like a villain

16. We're Number One!

17. An eye for an eye leaves us both blind

18. I'd like seven shots of Jager

19. Good times, man.  Good fucking times.

20. Whoever has the most toys, wins.

21. Vegas, Baby!

22. I'm a T-shirt and jeans guy.

23.  I'm a very spiritual person.

24. Read my lips... (Jeff M.)

25.  I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

26. It's Go Time!

27. My watch cost more than your car.

28. (to sick person) "You should take some echinecea." - Val F.

29. Good call.

30. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers.

31. You're Golden!