2. The "My name is Steve, I'm very well hung at 8 1/2 inches, and I cater to men and women" ad

3. The Niteline Escorts ad with the sad looking women sitting on the couch next to a slot machine (?) while the horrible music plays in the background

4. 970-PEEE (you know what the extra "e" is for, doncha?)

5. The Porsche Lynn ad with all the manservants licking her shoes and whatnot that played for like ten years

6. The "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom but now he's gone. Will you take his place?" ad

7. The Plato's retreat ad with Ron Jeremy

8. The Sammy's Roumanian Steakhouse ad with Al Goldstein performing carnilingus on a bunch of greasy ribs (although this may have been a "Midnight Blue" segment and the Sammy's ad was something different)