2. The Piss Boners (1.2.05 update): thanks to an informed reader, we now realize there was an actual band with this name:

"The Piss Boners" is not an available band name. The Piss Boners were a hardcore punk band from the inland empire that played and recorded during the mid 90s. Im not mad or anything I just thought you might wanna know.

Thanks for the correction and I hereby dedicate this space to promoting the Piss Boners, the actual band.  If they reunite and hit NYC, I am there.

3. The Quinellas

4. The Balsamic Fundamentalists

5. That Sick Itch

6. Penetrate and Dish

7. Cornholier than Thou

8. Bitchcock (Ok, just looked this up and there IS a band with that name, so I am choosing to promote them in this space)

9. The McDLTease

10. Shaving too fast (maybe an album title)

11. Feral Cats or Feral

12. If Necessary

13. The Dutch Masters

14. The Virgin Megawhores

15. Gently but Firmly

16. The Only Nolan

17.  Nimphius

18. The DeVoe Team

19. The Elia Rant

20. Mulling Poutine

21. Beyond Rivera

22. Ineffectual and the Yes Dears

23. The Boz Commandments