a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time
Hi.
Like a stroke victim, I'm gonna have to remember how to do this again. The basics.
First, if you have nothing even vaguely resembling an idea, post a picture. Here's one.
Oh, and it's always smart to solicit some reader response, if anybody's even reading your blog. Hey folk(s), let's caption that photo!
Still stuck? Try expressing outrage at something. In a few weeks, I'm no longer going to be able to use FTP to publish this blog, should I so choose. The Wayward O thinks that's some bullshit and I agree. No FTP? WTF!
That reminds me, never a bad idea: linking to something you think is worthy. I'll do it three times:
1. Roger Ebert: The Essential Man in Esquire, and, of course, Ebert's magnificent and downright inspiring blog. You wanna feel alive, you read that damn blog a couple of times a week.
2. Can't say I ever read The Exile, but I've had a soft spot for Mark Ames since he obliterated Chuck Klosterman. Here's the story of the paper. I've always suspected that Matt Taibbi was a douche, but after reading the article, I sort of like him a little more (which was clearly not the writer's intention).
3. Posnanski, right again. You may disagree, but at least the guy uses his brain and encourages everyone else to do the same.
People always like to know if there's a new feature. Yo, Haloscan died, check out the new commenting system below. Like it? Does it even work?
Oh, and have you tried the 'Stachetastic app on your iPhone? It allows you to grow a moustache without actually growing a moustache. While I do have some problems with that philosophically, the thing is fun as hell, and doesn't that trump everything else? For $1.99, you get results like this:
Maybe recount a story from your daily life. Wow, not much here. I'll tell you that I'm still drinking iced coffee, I found myself a Sunday morning hoops game, and I'm going to fill out at least 2 NCAA brackets this year, despite watching less than 3 college basketball games all season. Because it's the right thing to do.
Finish up and turn in for the night. Repeat once you've got 5 comments or an idea, whichever comes first.
Oh, and don't forget to close with a snappy slogan! Here's one:
"Your son is all rainbow on the dick!"
(overheard at Knickerbocker restaurant, 2/27/10, middle aged couples talking about BJ parties, etc.)
Like a stroke victim, I'm gonna have to remember how to do this again. The basics.
First, if you have nothing even vaguely resembling an idea, post a picture. Here's one.
Oh, and it's always smart to solicit some reader response, if anybody's even reading your blog. Hey folk(s), let's caption that photo!Still stuck? Try expressing outrage at something. In a few weeks, I'm no longer going to be able to use FTP to publish this blog, should I so choose. The Wayward O thinks that's some bullshit and I agree. No FTP? WTF!
That reminds me, never a bad idea: linking to something you think is worthy. I'll do it three times:
1. Roger Ebert: The Essential Man in Esquire, and, of course, Ebert's magnificent and downright inspiring blog. You wanna feel alive, you read that damn blog a couple of times a week.
2. Can't say I ever read The Exile, but I've had a soft spot for Mark Ames since he obliterated Chuck Klosterman. Here's the story of the paper. I've always suspected that Matt Taibbi was a douche, but after reading the article, I sort of like him a little more (which was clearly not the writer's intention).
3. Posnanski, right again. You may disagree, but at least the guy uses his brain and encourages everyone else to do the same.
People always like to know if there's a new feature. Yo, Haloscan died, check out the new commenting system below. Like it? Does it even work?
Oh, and have you tried the 'Stachetastic app on your iPhone? It allows you to grow a moustache without actually growing a moustache. While I do have some problems with that philosophically, the thing is fun as hell, and doesn't that trump everything else? For $1.99, you get results like this:
Maybe recount a story from your daily life. Wow, not much here. I'll tell you that I'm still drinking iced coffee, I found myself a Sunday morning hoops game, and I'm going to fill out at least 2 NCAA brackets this year, despite watching less than 3 college basketball games all season. Because it's the right thing to do.Finish up and turn in for the night. Repeat once you've got 5 comments or an idea, whichever comes first.
Oh, and don't forget to close with a snappy slogan! Here's one:
"Your son is all rainbow on the dick!"
(overheard at Knickerbocker restaurant, 2/27/10, middle aged couples talking about BJ parties, etc.)
Labels: basketball, beer can field goals, moustaches
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