things that there should be 24-hour cable channels dedicated to, volume I

1. My friend John W. dancing
2. Keith Jackson reading "Jake in Progress" promos
3. Animals getting it on in the wild
4. Old music videos (this channel exists and it is called VH1 Classic)
5. Matthew McConaughey live video feed (this would be much more interesting than the dumb-ass movie starring McConaughey that was based on the same premise)
6. Old ABA game footage with Air Coryell interstitials
7. Drunken Footraces
8. Hacky Sack (soothing for nights of insomnia)

Please chime in with more.